Mr. Somebody?

 

Update from Wurzel-Land

 

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Jake's Hospital Visit:

"Being warm, clean, cared for and fed 3 times per day provided the best Xmas/New Year he has had since childhood. He came out feeling like a new feller and drove out of the car park without having to pay! Brilliant bonus is that he's felt as randy as an old goat ever since, and he is looking forward to rodgering his lonely celibate vampire wife, come the spring time. Yippee, life in the old dog yet!!!"

 

Written by Jake Mangle-Wurzel 2013.